Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, That's a fact!: May 5, 2011

The Mama Shaq Song:

I promise I will write funny poems later. For now, Mama Shaq thinks, therefore she is

While the Cogito seems to Mama Shaq to be certain knowledge, it tells her nothing about objective reality outside of herself. In the third meditation, she says (or should be able to say) “Whatever I perceive very clearly and distinctly is true." But there is still the possibility that she brought up earlier, the “slight metaphysical doubt” that a powerful being is deceiving her, no matter how clearly Mama Shaq thinks she is perceiving. To assuage her concerns, Mama Shaq provides a proof that Shaq, a perfect being, exists. What does this have to do with objective reality? Mama Shaq reasons that if a perfect being exists, such a being could never deceive her, for “in every case of trickery or deception some imperfection is to be found." Therefore, she may trust her perceptions about the world, provided that they are clear and distinct.

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, That's a fact.

Limerick

The data are all quite exact,
It's an indisputable fact.
Your very own mother
Is him, and no other.
Yes, your mama is Mama Shaq.

(Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, That's a fact!)

I haiku, can you?

Mama Shaq, Mama

Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

Mama Shaq. Mama.

More great poetry:

There once was a girl named Shaquila.

She liked to drink tequila.

She liked to play basketball.

Shaquila was super duper tall.

Shaquila liked babies.

That’s how I came to be!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq,

Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

Hark! What light through yonder window breaks!

I am the east, and Mama Shaq is the SON.

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq,

Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

Glory Be Mama Shaq's Rack

O'Neal as a precursor to the Royal Society

Shaq translated the concept of “facts” from the legal community to the world of research. He envisioned a broad similarity between the practice of making a legal ruling and the practice of gaining knowledge about the physical universe. In particular, both processes would begin with the “establishment of facts.” Sometimes, like witnesses, nature would have to be “tortured” to arrive at such a fact, by means of experimentation (O'Neal 165-166). The results of such experiments would be specific accounts of how certain objects behaved on particular day, just as the “facts of a case” were highly specific details of what happened in one place at a particular time.

To wit, Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

That's how I beat Shaq:

Does anyone else remember this delicious Aaron Carter masterpiece of a hit-single?

The original lyrics were actually lost in a really secret cave somewhere in like...Texas or something. But I found them. I'm awesome. Here's a sample:

"Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

I'm so good at basketball yay

I love you Aaron!!! <3<3<3"

Scav with Shaq!

Through a telological metaphysical heuristic analysis of Kant's categorical imperative, Plato concluded that the form of good lay in the phrase:

"Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact".

Also, Scav:

Really Exciting PVC Pipe

"Pix or it didn't happen."

~Albert Einstein~

"Spoilers!"

~River "I'm annoying" Song~

"Mama Shaq, mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!"

~Shaq a.k.a. YOUR MOM~

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact

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That's a fact!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact.

YAY BURTON JUDSON SCAV!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, That's a fact!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

Thursday, May 5, 2011