O'Neal as a precursor to the Royal Society

Shaq translated the concept of “facts” from the legal community to the world of research. He envisioned a broad similarity between the practice of making a legal ruling and the practice of gaining knowledge about the physical universe. In particular, both processes would begin with the “establishment of facts.” Sometimes, like witnesses, nature would have to be “tortured” to arrive at such a fact, by means of experimentation (O'Neal 165-166). The results of such experiments would be specific accounts of how certain objects behaved on particular day, just as the “facts of a case” were highly specific details of what happened in one place at a particular time.

To wit, Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

That's how I beat Shaq:

Does anyone else remember this delicious Aaron Carter masterpiece of a hit-single?

The original lyrics were actually lost in a really secret cave somewhere in like...Texas or something. But I found them. I'm awesome. Here's a sample:

"Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

I'm so good at basketball yay

I love you Aaron!!! <3<3<3"

Scav with Shaq!

Through a telological metaphysical heuristic analysis of Kant's categorical imperative, Plato concluded that the form of good lay in the phrase:

"Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact".

Also, Scav:

Really Exciting PVC Pipe

"Pix or it didn't happen."

~Albert Einstein~

"Spoilers!"

~River "I'm annoying" Song~

"Mama Shaq, mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!"

~Shaq a.k.a. YOUR MOM~

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact


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That's a fact!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact.

YAY BURTON JUDSON SCAV!

Going back in time

I am going back in time yo,
Going back in time.
To a time when Mama Shaq's back
And her beauteous rack
Was the only thing so true.