Glory Be Mama Shaq's Rack

As it were fabled by the famous anonymous comment of the 5th of May, 2011, Mama Shaq' rack is indeed impressive, and if tw'ere up to me, I would show with thee:

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact
Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact

Scav with Shaq!

Through a telological metaphysical heuristic analysis of Kant's categorical imperative, Plato concluded that the form of good lay in the phrase:

"Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact".

Also, Scav:

Going back in time

I am going back in time yo,
Going back in time.
To a time when Mama Shaq's back
And her beauteous rack
Was the only thing so true.

Green Day

O. MG. Lyke, Greenday iz ttly soooo hawt!!1!!1! If i wuz, lyke, Mama Shaq, then mebe billie joel armstorn wuld totly LUUUUURRRV meeee!!1!!!!11!1!1 he iz sooo hawt i tink he shud leve his stupid wife for me mOi n that's a FACT bja looks soooo sad in waek me up when septembr ends video :( :( :( an ibet since itz september hed be very sad!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!111! :( :( :( :( :( i wish i had boobs like mama shaq and i;d hold him to my bosom like a mama an tell him shaq's your mom and he'd totall LURRRVE MEEE and an i dun jest liek him cuz he;s lead singur no no im kwelrer ;) ;) ;) ;0