Mama's Snacks!

Thanks to all the wonderful people who have been bringing food for the B-J scavvies! "Food is the nectar of the humans!" my mama always used to say.




Speaking of which: I really do love my mama! It's weird, because most people just have regular ole moms and dads, but I got a Shaq for a mama. That's right. She used to sing me softly to sleep with this wonderful little lullaby she wrote all by herself:

"Hush little baby, don't say a word.
Mama Shaq, mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!
Mama's gonna slam dunk da funk tonight!
Mama Shaq, mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!"

Shaq is really quite the lyrical genius.

MAMA SHAQ!