That's how I beat Shaq:

Does anyone else remember this delicious Aaron Carter masterpiece of a hit-single?

The original lyrics were actually lost in a really secret cave somewhere in like...Texas or something. But I found them. I'm awesome. Here's a sample:

"Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

Mama Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq's your mom, that's a fact!

I'm so good at basketball yay

I love you Aaron!!! <3<3<3"